Proposition #4 October 7, 2007
Posted by Martin in : General Rants, Propositions, Weird Crap , trackbackWe have a new proposition for you.
Proposition 4: More often than not, the earlier you make romantic advances towards a wimman in your life, the less chance you’ll have of ending up with her.
This is, of course, assuming that “ending up” with a wimman consists of a happy marriage, a happy live-in relationship, or anything that satisfies the criteria for a happy consummate love.
Onto the proposition itself. In essence, the sooner you hook up with someone in your life, the lesser your chances are of ending up with her; the resulting relationship between time of relationship initiation with likelihood of marriage is thus an inverse type of relationship. Also, since likelihood is measure in terms of probability, – which is denoted in decimal forms between 0 and 1 – the equation is inevitably exponential. For our purposes, we shall assume that the average marrying age is 25. Observe.
The primary reason as to why consummate love fails to come into being when a relationship is begun at the latter part of the graph – early in life – is quite simple. Wimmen essentially operate on illogic an irrationality. Wimmen children, however, multiply this effect exponentialy; when kid-ness is defined to end at thirteen years of age, this age subtracted from age of the wimman child defines just how many exponents one must apply to the base irrationality factor of the wimman. For example, the ten year old will have the irrationality factor to the third power; the eight year old will have it to the fifth power. Scary crap.
The reason why consummate love fails to come into being early in the graph – that is, in very close proximity to marriage date – is also fairly simple. Even when a wimman escapes kid-ness, she still retains the irrationality factor at the base power of one; e^1. Thus, when a relationship is begun too late, there is too little time for the male to adapt to the irrationality factor inherent in the wimman. Thus, the man becomes exasperated, the wimman becomes self-righteous, and the relationship collapses into a supermassive black hole.
Basically, I’m just saying that both high school and grade school love are very improbable to last beyond college years, or indeed, even high school years. Best course of action? Get a relationship in your late college life.
When more evidence surfaces for this little theory, tell me. It’s not like I’m going to be testing this myself.
By the way, none of this is factual. Have a fan-fucking-tastic day.
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Much like how the idiots who believe in getting married because of pregnancy should be shot, anybody who believes that HSRomance is forebur should be shot too.
But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try
It’s all good fun. Fun like define fun- fun.
It’s all fun and games until someone starts slashing his/her wrists.
XDXDXD
irrationality factor, exponents=)) haha. Wla ako masabi. whose theory is this?:))
Triumvirate theory yan. XD
Oh, even then, someone’s having fun. It’s God’s plan for us.
OhnoesIdidn’t.
That’s the ugliest graph I’ve ever seen. :p
It is prettay. Don’t lie, Benj.
hey martin
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/14/science/14tier.html?_r=3&pagewanted=1&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
eat your heart out.
Okay.
So?